Moreso, here’r two outrageous yarn of my erring Pinoy dude/s who, for allegedly breaking the order of the land have had nightmarish lessons - never they imagine to butt-in on their wildest Arabian dream.
The verdict: “just” a minimum of Dhs. 20 thou (or a staggering P 350,000+) and months of incarceration w/ the company of potential rapists. (that is why each time I visited the repentant lover boy inside, my friendly advise is: Man, “WATCH YOUR BACK”) .Tsk. Tsk.
One for All, All for One! (for DudeS No. 2)
The verdict for his/their unlicensed driving while under Brandy and Vodka’s spell? - hefty amount too, enough for a corrupt someone to procure his next sports car. And for cracking a frenetic taxi-driver’s tail lights and overtaking/ditching the mad as a hatter latter? The verdict is: “just” a newly-wed left and right SLAP on their respective baby faces performed with pride and sheer excitement by their 6 footer captors - who does so to them in a firing squad formation.
And maybe, just maybe, after serving brutal sentence in a creepy gallow and paying fine fees (that can already buy a condo unit in Manila), their golden visas will be annulled promptly upon deportation, and one more for the road to home, the can’t be bribed Officers-in-uniform would surely tell them this: “there you are Boys, free as a bird to drink, drive and womanize again!"