Boyet Fajardo: Barumbadong Filipino

Enter the Dragon,

March 13, ‘ 09: Barely after the yelling cum kneeling incident at Duty Free Fiesta Mall in Paranaque, BF’S name had skyrocketed to hall of fame or to rephrase: to hall of hate & horror.

His was the talk of the virtual town these days. The latest object of ridicule & cold ranting lately. And with the ongoing petition aim at banning his 20 year olds designs and still unfamiliar brands, he is now joining socialite Malu Fernandez and their fellow army of tyrant in "the most reviled Pinoy" category.

Boycott the Dragon,

In related news, while NAIA's fact-finding committee investigates, BF apparently renounced the credit-card signing dispute he drew in the very presence of CCTV video that you-tubed his skillfully-executed rage - a tool that could/would jeopardize his money-making craft in due time. But the past victims of the latter's badmouthing & finger-pointing had testified: the last was not actually his first to display his personal demon concealed behind the usual business smile & corporate attire of his. In a drop of hat, the guy, i mean the gay who partnered with the country's A-lister & well-heeled, has found himself in a firing line, for two (3) weeks in a row has been grilled & eaten alive by angered filipinos in all walks of life - by www critic like yours truly.

Bye Dubai, Dragon!

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Naku,! He’s eyeing on Dubai pa naman as potential market for '09. Sino pa kayang Juan Dela Cruz ang susuporta sa mga RTW collections nya after the video footages of his scandal caught the web like a wildfire. He just lose the marketing and purchasing power of the "Bagong Bayani" na galit sa mga barbarians. "Vindicated na kami" sabi naman nga mga taga-DDF (Dubai Duty Free) dito na nasampulan niya rin noon ng kanyang pamosong "creative outburst" (katarayan in layman's term). The story very much confirmed na hobby na ng damuho na magbuga ng apoy kung kailan at saan nya gustuhin. Certified globe-trotter & trouble-maker talaga si BF ano. Pasensya na Rivera (alalay ni BF na animo'y rebultong nakamasid lang habang napoposes ang amo nya) - di ubra iyong palusot nyong gutom at pagod lang sya sa biyahe! aba, di ba sya umidlip o nilantakan man lang ang masasarap na pagkain sa eroplano? Now, i doubt if your boss is a genuine jetsetter.

Knowing the Dragon

Prominente raw dati pa ang damuho. I am just wondering why most of us never seemed to know him - well, not before this shameful episode of oppression spew grumbling and/or complaints all over; not till his virtual captors gave no qualms in torturing him with terrible words like pig, faggot, "sisa", halimaw ATBP. Hayan tuloy, muling naglabasan ang mga Katipunero, Hukbalahap, MILF, NPA at iba pang kilusang protesta. Listening to most of them nga made my hairs stand. I have purposely looked as to why this mongol, behave in such a way...

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Ah, Iyon naman pala nagumpisa din siya sa wala.

Dating nag-apprecentice sa mga kilala, (pero di mayabang) na cou-turier. Tulad din ng marami sa atin, nagself-supporting para makakuha ng diploma at marating ang ambisyon. Naging O.F.W rin siya. Rumaket din kase ang damuho ng ilang taon sa Singapore bago umuwi at “sumikat” sa Pinas.

Pardon my rant, pero kung ang mala-mongoloid na si Ms. Malu ay hinayaan ko na lang noon na ihawin ng mga katotong bloggero, this time, 'kaguilty namang walang akong mablog para sa isang ito. Lalo't pang-aapi na sa tulad kong maliit ang pinag-uusapan.

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Lesson from the Dragon,

Although I don’t find his existence (and contribution) significant, I had this strong urge to connect with the mainstream. Giving the moron a fair fight, nagapologize with matching crocodile tears na rin naman ang kabayo, este ang tao sa TV. Nakapagturo naman kahit paano ng BIG at HARD lesson ang barumbado. Na pinatunayan niyang totoo ang karma (at nakakatakot ito).

So Marvin Fernandez AKA the terrified clerk.. whew!, sikat ka na rin tsong. That is one day you will be hard to forget huh'.. Sana lang sa susunod wag ka basta hahagulgol at luluhod. Ikaw naman masyado kang nagpapasindak sa mga katulad nya. Sabi nga ng isang TV program, Kung may katuwiran, ipaglaban mo". Hayan tuloy ...

Ah, Enough of this crap!. I'm no longer pissed. To BF, and to all freaking commenters, thanks guys for making me smiling in an otherwise gloomy day. :D Till next scandal, ..

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