They say Humor is a serious thing. And I so I became sucker for one. 'Guess we all need barrel of laugh these days hah. We need special character i.e., Mirriam or ERAP to give us a lift out of their amusing rhetoric for which they are [also] known.
Let me share you two of my fave' Humors I pirated from Erap's notorious Joke Book. I had goosebumps after having gone through it. Not for the very young & frail of heart, so read & smile at 'em at your own risk.
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Let me share you two of my fave' Humors I pirated from Erap's notorious Joke Book. I had goosebumps after having gone through it. Not for the very young & frail of heart, so read & smile at 'em at your own risk.
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Erap & Son.
Son: Dad, what is the difference between the words Confident and Confidential?
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Erap: Hmm, you're my son, and I am very Confident about that. Your bestfriend Buknoy, He is also my son, But that is Confidential.
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Hehe..(Thanks for the English version kuya Rudz).
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COOL? How about the next JOKE down?.....
Hehe..(Thanks for the English version kuya Rudz).
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COOL? How about the next JOKE down?.....
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Erap & The Jar
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The aging Erap went to his Doctor’s Office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave him a jar and said “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day, Erap re-appears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened. The smart Erap explains..
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“Well, doc, it’s like this. First I tried my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but nothing. Then I called my ex-gf and tried it with her right hand but nothing. Then with her left, but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, but nothing. First with the teeth in, then with the teeth out. Ahh..still nothing!. Hell, we even call the sexy lady next door, and she tried it with both hands, and mouth too, but ugh, nothing”.
The Doctor was shocked. “You asked your NEIGHBOR”? The now frustrated Erap replied, “Yep, but no matter what we tried, WE COULDN’T GET THE DAMN JAR OPEN!”
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HA! HA!.HA! It's not what you & me think... This sick joke is misleading isnt it !?, 'Thought I'll be "GOOD" this Ramadan. Pardon me! Have a fun-filled week anyway. :D
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HA! HA!.HA! It's not what you & me think... This sick joke is misleading isnt it !?, 'Thought I'll be "GOOD" this Ramadan. Pardon me! Have a fun-filled week anyway. :D
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28 comments:
Thanks for sharing Joseph... hahahha! natawa ako dun ah!. kala ko nalunok ung sanay ilagay sa jar...weeeeeeee!!!! :D
Both jokes are really lol ang dating. Kala ko instead na sa jar sa mouth napunta kaya empty. tsk tsk. (blush). Thanks for sahring, napatawa tuloy ako ngayon.
lol AJ, I kinda miss ERAP.
Pasenxa na tol di kita mabisita agad... but will get back to you when I return home...
@honey en red: kau talaga, iba ang iniisip nyo..sbagay ganon din ako nong una.
@angelo: :)get his book dude.
@xp: i gonna wait for u then.
maraming kakatwang joke tungkol kay erap...hay naku...pano ulit kung maging presidente si erap.joke joke joke!
LOL! I thought of something really dirty while reading that
2nd joke. LOL!
Hahaha! Okay, ano ba namang sample bottle 'yan bakit di mabuksan?! Huh! Ngipin ba ni Ate Glow hindi kayang magbukas nu'n?
Hinahanap ko ang joke na si Miriam ang star. U
Part 2 ba 'yon, AJ?
@pareng ever: mas nakktawa naman yatang isipin na tatakbo ulit sya :)
@KJ: get rid of that dirty thoughts dude, hehehe.
@doc rJ: its a freaking jar nga.check mo ung link ni mirriam sa baba, doc. welcome back!
was in venetian hotel din in vegas..meron ako friend sa dubai ata, sabi nya meron din daw dyan..sige lang one of these days...will visit dubai..malay mo kitakitz pa tayo...hehehe! im just happy coz already booked my ticket para pinas..finally a very long vacation soon! ingat po!
Wohoo! nandito na ako! Idlip muna ako saglit kulang sa tulogz eh puro kasi gala jejejejejeje...
@angel: shocks, nadelete ko ung isa mong comment..cge hintay kita rito, damihan mo baon mo ha, kase expensive akong tourguide e.
@xp: aba gawin bang chatbox tong comment box. hehe.sige 2log ka muna.
buhay pa palang mga erap jokes na to---walang kupas---lol
E alam mo ba kung baket sakang si Erap?
Kase maysakit sya dati, nagpacheck sya sa doktor.. tapos ang sabi sa kanya ng doktor umiwas daw sya sa itlog.
LOL.
BTW, saw your url via Night Crawler's blog. Haven't been bloghopping in a while though. :)
is back in here.. have a blessed Monday joseph.. :D
@pusa: buhay pa si erap eh, JOKE!
@AC: ah ok. kaya pala, hehe. txs for hopping n the add.
@honey: same to u. txs.
I guess we should thank Erap instead for providing us real laughs in these uncertain times. One big joke I just couldn't take is him running for the Presidency again. Duh!
i love ur blog. nakakawala ng stress. by the way, in-add kita sa blog list ko para mawala stress nila sa buhay. haha.
' mas historic at appreciated pah ata mga erap jokes kesa sa mismo short-lived presidency nya.. well, at least it all makes us laugh.. =)
- continue to share sir! dz blog here is way so cool.. =)
hi, visiting here from Redlan's blog. That Joseph Jar is cool!
Ouch! hahaha. Cool! Thanks for sharing, hope to see more my friend. =D
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Hahahahhaha ala ka kasing chatbox kaya eto na lang... jijijijijijiji... Musta na?! emo emo pa rin ba?! jijijijiji
naku ano ba yan! sabi ko enjoy ako nung binasa ko eto..6 ft. below pa naman yan si kuya Erap..may his soul rest in peace! ingat po!
@dennis: true. we should thank erap for the humours..and for his biggest joke or re-running for presidency
@nightC: ty for making me/my site stress reliever hamo, i try to humor a lot as possible
@last jedi: parang ganon na nga. salamatz.
Yari si Erap hahaha. Aj sensya tagal nakabalik medyo busy ang life. I had a great laugh early this morning.
Hahaha! Buhay pa pala itong mga Erap jokes :D
The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge! Have a good week ahead!
Hi AJ! Thanks for the birthday greeting! I love your message! Thanks for being such a dear cyber friend . . . who I hope in time I'll get to meet in person!
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