Oct 12, 2009

Sick Joke in Sick Times

"RUN PETER, RUN!"
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Nah, they are not running for relief goods, but Yeah, they are racing against time and tides.
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It seems, Paranoia and Bad Rumor are merging very well for denizens of Bgy. San Manuel in
Panggasinan - the beautiful & farm-rich province in Luzon being the latest target of loot, murder & rape by this newest Grim Reaper name "Pepeng". In the latter’s onslaught, Video footages of dashing and screaming locals were recorded as part and parcel of another shocking catastrophy in the country.
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We can’t blame them,
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Upon investigation, the extra-scenes of chaos in the land of salt [and now murky water] is courtesy of an unknown prankster whose deadly text message reads: "
San Roque DAM is cracking and breaking". Upon the notion that a water explosion is looming, their terrified emotions were fed, their horror grew bigger and taller all the more. For some, however, tidal wave mugging won't kill them, but stampede and heart attack would.
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Why not Run with the flow?
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Had the text message turned word of mouth is true, the frightening volumes of waters to be emitted by this controversial 17 years old giant Dam would sure to devour them fast, much as they witnessed how the Grim Reaper butchered their shelter and assets in the blink of an eye. Soon escaping the false advent of "Hell and High water", they found themselves a mere laughing stock in the finish line, first by the psychotic-prankster who circulated the malicious rumor, second by humor-hunger viewers who labelled their presence of terror as silly, and absence of mind as pathetic. Poor Peeps.
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And WHOse the freaking Joker?
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I bet, even the smartest of psychic and brightest of crystal ball would find it impossible to pindown the culprit who may only be smiling from a distance while sipping hot coffee. And while their kind are plenty nowadays, they who gets duped are ALSO plenty nowadays. TSK.
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The Bad Karma,
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However, in the event of culprit's arrest, the suggested sentence for him or her is TO DIVE and SWIM San Roque's raging Dam for days - WITH NO RUBBER-BOAT, FOOD or LIFE-VEST SUPPORT. Fair? (lol!)
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I researched 3 intimidating Factors to potentially rupture a firm water reservoir :
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1. a Terrorist Attack.
2. a super Tyhpoon w/ matching Earthquake or Tornado Attack.
3. Attack on the Government fund aim to safeguard the facility's wellbeing. (this is more scary!)
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BE BRAVE PANGASINENSE !. We look forward to seeing you rising from your flood of testing too. (Hope my love ones would remain safe and sane outhere, - and yours as well).
photocredit:PDI
...to be continued

28 comments:

RUEL said...

Ahem..I know she is safe and sane all the time especially if you'll sing to her your favorite line "you'll be safe here"..ulit-ulitin mo lang..hehe teka favorite line mo ba talaga yan?

Hanggang ngayon ba di pa rin nahuli yong gago?or baka hindi nahuli kasi inanod na ni pepeng? just asking..

RJ said...

Kaya pala sinubaybayan at nabisado ang kwento sa Pangasinan tungkol kay Pepeng, nandu'n pala ang love mo.

Paano kung ang kapatid o ama ng iyong mahal ang nagsimula ng Sick Joke na 'yon, AJ? ...at mahuli, tuloy pa rin ba ang suggested punishment mo?

A-Z-E-L said...

new header... new page.. now updating? congratulations AJ... hehehehehe!

nice header huh!

i hope she is safe...
have u called her?

I am Xprosaic said...

Parang pwede ka na tumakbo ah... yung last line mo ang campaign slogan mo... jejejejjejeje

AJ said...

@ruel: txs dude. hamo pakilala kita sa kanya. teka, di ko yata fave line un ah. freaking po, fave ko :)

@doc rj: parang ganon na nga. naku, siguro puede inegotiate iyon, hehe

@azel: txs for that sis. baliko ka ha. la signal nong bagyo eh. tex ko lang sya. :(

Gorgeous MUM said...

And now the dam officials are pointing fingers on who is to blame! Politics in our beloved country will never change!

I hope the your loved-ones , your LOVELY GIRL, her family and the rest there are safe.

Take care!

I am Xprosaic said...

Buti pa sila nireplyan mo ako wala... *tampo mode*.... jowk! nyahahahhahahahahhaha... Kunin mo na lang kasi si labs mo dun para magsama na lang kayo jan... jijijijijiji

AVCr8teur said...

Sorry to hear that some low-life is taking advantage of people during vulnerable times. With technology, good & bad news whether real or not travels fast.

Summer said...

Oo nga. Whoever text that malicious message, he can swim now on the Dam. But him/her alone haha. =D
Glad to know that your love is safe. =D

Summer
A Writers Den
Brown Mestizo

AJ said...

@XP: kalimutan ang lahat wag lang ikaw, :D si dude naman,evry 3 comments kase ako kase sumasagot eh. opo, sana makuha ko si luv.

@AVC: technology really has sometime causes evil than good, yeah?

@brown mestizo: txs for signing the petition bro.

sheng said...

I wonder how it will be when we get there in Pangasinan. I am scheduled to visit Luzon, my first ever visit since I am from Gensan, and i will be meeting writers, if in case it gets through, I hope they are well when we get there. It's on the 23rd na and they say Pangsinan is still flooded.

mr.nightcrawler said...

salamat... as one of the pangasinense's na naapektuhan ng bagyo, malaking tulong ang dasal niyo parekoy.

I am Xprosaic said...

Hooh... hindee! nagdadahilan ka lang... huhuhuhuhu... bwahahahahahahhahahaha... kaadikan na to! jijijijijijijiji

the donG said...

hahaha... kulit ng unang picture. pero kakalungkot isipin ang mga nangyayari dito ngayon.

The Nomadic Pinoy said...

That was a very cruel joke considering how bad the situation has been for people in that area. They should trace the number, catch the culprit and send him to jail.

sows said...

akoy napadaan at napabasa..


hehe..

share ko lng...


hi! :lol:

IN LOVE¿ said...

Bilis bumagon ang pinoy upang ipagpatuloy ang buhay. Kung sino man yung culprit na yun, karma ang aabutin nun. kaya goodluck sa kanya.

bing said...

that is totally insane and inconsiderate for one to send such a sick joke! that bastard needs a shrink!

Ruby said...

naku ewan na lang! huwag naman sanang mangyari..maybe that culprit is probably very sick! let's keep praying na lang kapatid!

AJ said...

@sheng: i heared some parts are still inundated. while the rest are just ankle deep. (like in san carlos where my gf lives)

mr NC: u got our prayers and support outhere bro.

@xp: kaw talga. ininom mo na ba ung gamot mo,hehe

@dong: txs for returning. kmsta.

@denis: that would be difficult had since phil sim card could be purchased w/o any ID

Euroangel said...

i am even thinking to visit this city this year...sana at this time ala nang baha sa pangasinan.i'm finally going home Bro.! after 3 years of not seeing dear pinas! ingat po!

Explore Germany said...

sige lang pag-uwi ko akong ha-hunting nitong big G na ito! naku ha..lumabas ang pagka abu sayap ko...joke lang po! abusado sa midsayap pala!

AJ said...

@sows: salamat sa pagdaan, balik k.

@INLOVE and Bing: hi. hayaan nyo, update ko kayo don sa karma ng culprit.

@ruby: cge nga sis, find the joker paguwi mo dyan sa atin @ dalhin mo sa mindanao. :)

wait said...

dropping by... hope everything will be ok.

KRIS JASPER said...

that was a cruel joke.

I still believe in karma though.

Ailee Verzosa said...

haiz... bless these people!!!!

AJ said...

@wait: thanks man. til i see u again.

@KJ: bad peeps deserved bad karma, right?

@ailee: ang bait mo naman.

honey said...

Hi AJ,

That's terrible.. But Karma is in the air so no worries..


How's pretty Ara? I hope she's safe and all her families..Hugs!


Honey