May 26, 2009

Just Another Woman in Shame

Sex, Lies & Videotapes of Pinay Celebrity continues. Spicier this time. Water Pls!
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Give way to the Queen,

I remember, Sunshine Cruz’ lip-smacking short film set an action-star hubby in wrath; Criselda Volks’ "i pay you by myself" casino scandal is addicting as well as tearjerking; Ethel Booba’s flaunting of her glory in the presence of a Giant BF (and they say, mongoloid) is comic and dumb. My favorite Angel Locsin and Jennilyn Mercado's xxx at least was a hoax.
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To oust and shy ‘em all, we all heard this Katrina Halili’s burlesk video courtesy of Vicky belo’s flirting boyfriend - the famous Dr. Hayden Kho who confessed he did it so with careful and malicious intent. But wait, what’s this Dr. Belo’s own rumored videotape with her psychotic ex-bf aiming even to dethrone that of Katrina and the rest? Ugh. I could imagine her rival’s wide grin then. :D
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Feast thine eyes!
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Thereafter we’ll proceed grilling the remaining and much-awaited 36 (or was it 38?) “hayden” collection of blue videotapes that are yet to be released for our viewing pleasure & entertainment. I wondered who the lucky girls are. For all I know, beautiful and sexy babes is Doc Hayden’s type. But I don’t know if Pokwang or Bb Gandanghari have made it on the list (corny joke). But one second, arent the two beauties just went under the knife too?
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Oooops don’t mistaken me for being showbiz & scandal junkie ha. I plead guilty though. I once jumped the freaking bandwagon of uzis and peeping toms who salivate to see this notorious KH & HK you-tube scandal. Pirated CDs of which, I heard sells like a hotcake and caught the Pinoy Expat community abroad like an Australlian wildfire. Sikat rin dito yan sa Emirates!. Saved by U.A.E’S internet-law on blocking forbidden sites, and saved as well by a porn collector Kabayan who had taught me the art of unblocking those. Ang Pinoy pa, pagdating sa diskarte ...

No to “Hayden”?
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But I guess my pair of virgin eye’s contented with all those pesky news- which is tantamount to saying - I dont need extra carnal knowledge on how [the now] repentant skin Doctor hoodwinked his circle of girlfriends he one-nite-stand with the Careless Whisper background, - and duped with his notorious “hayden” camera.
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Holier than thou critics on the other hand, reviled the act and branded the doctor's preys as sluts, “makati pa sa higad” and bitches. Tsk. Tsk. Kawawa naman sila, Their greatest humiliation is only someone else’ entertainment lang. I believe it would take a decade to undo the moral damages the spicy video had caused them (and their family) even they shed tears, cried foul and lip the immortal word ...“I AM A VICTIM”.
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To the rescue, Senator Bong, in frown eyebrow, had spoken and proved that chivalry isn’t dead yet in the Philippines. He vilified the doctor-architect of the crime being “the highest kind of pervert whose good in making pig out of the women”. But some doubts if he really inspire the future perverts, errr… the younger generation with his heroic bravado and stellar examples - barely after his alleged own scandal leaks in the banketa of Divisoria and Quiapo – a day after his manly anger were unleashed - denying him of some "pogi points" from potential voters by May 2010.
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But knowing majority of pinoys who always been a sucker for gossip and scandal...
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The Numbers Are Growing,

I was whiling my time away In Ajman BayWalk when I met this Guy with a braided-long hair who sings and play drums for a dubai-based band. (Our english-translated chit-chat, below)

Guy: Pare, Have you seen Katrina-Haydens video?

Me: NO, not yet, why?

Guy: You know what? I have mine too in my mobile.

Me: Oh really!?, that must be HOT!, …may I see? (hehe)

Guy: Sure. Here. But Its only images...

Me: Whew! 'cant imagine your GF’s would pose for you like they are Playboy cover girl ha. You are naughty dude. But how about the video?

Guy: My drunk buddy who took the film kept it. I am yet to grab a copy.

Me: Whatt? aren’t u worried he'd one day gossip it to others or upload that (images) and those (film) in the internet?

Guy: I'm not, and I don’t care. Im not much exposed in there, anyway.

Me: Cool, … it’s your partner, yeah?.
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- end of story -
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He left me flabbergasted as to WHY there are are guys like him who regal other people (stranger in particular) with their sexcapades - and WHY the hell there are some ladies who consent them. Scandal like this, oh, - good source of Man's Fame,..and of Woman's Shame.
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Dang! I guess we'll be hearing more Hayden and Katrina in the future...





May 17, 2009

MONSTER MOMS: A post-Mother’s Day Special '09

Shucks, this is late. Let me catch up with a shocking one then, hehe :D
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Lots of goods have been written about MOMS. She who would love & care unconditionally, They who would live & die for offspring. There’s no one else like mums really - They are beyond description. But not all mom's the same. Some got a BIG heart, Some are heartless, ruthless too.
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Freaked, Wicked…and Morbid -
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Last year, I blogged on
3 Extra-ordinary Moms who had given birth in 3 mind-boggling ways. This year something morbid, or rather, morbid mothers have piqued my interest. Their psychotic stories are both gripping and intriguing.
Check whose on my list - and see for yourself how "unmotherly" they once were..
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The Baking Moms,
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In Ohio,
China Arnold was arrested in 2008 for “toasting” her infant (+) inside the microwave oven after a drinking spree. She denied the charges even a post-mortem test of her baby's crisped torso confirmed - it was all courtesy of a heating device. Her Attorney must won the case otherwise she might be asked to choose between getting fried or roasted by Ohio county’s electric chair. But China's insane case is not unique,
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In Virginia, Elizabeth Otte also languid in jail in 2000 for committing the same baby microwaving crime. Her defense: "I had seizure attack and mistaken my newborn (+) for milk that needed warming". Her accuser: “a person under seizure would find it impossible to wrap a small baby like a shanghai roll, put him in the oven and operate its control”. My Verdict: She's lying!. Pls. Microwave her along with Mommy China.
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The bathing Mom,
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In Houston, before things eventually turned sour,
Andrea Yates was a promising young woman. She graduated with highest honor, earned a nursing license and married an engineer from NASA. She seemed to have everything. Until depression whisper to her ears like a demon, "drown 'em to death" - which she perfectly did in one dipping. Questions swirl in the minds of many: is it because she can’t undo no more the pain of momhood or she just missed her Swimming Captain days? My verdict: Whatever bugged her, she did a GORY crime. Drown her too.!
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The Running Mom,
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In NewYor
k, Marybeth Tinning was a familiar sight in Trauma Centers. She would be seen running hysterical in emergency rooms with one of her sick or dead babies cradled in the arms. While Medical staff despises her, others felt pity. Who wouldnt? Think of her 13 years (1972-85) habitual conception and then rush those toddlers to hospital breathless suddenly - with no valid reasons. My Verdict:A life imprisonment is too lenient for the waisted young life of 9 (+). Unless this panic-stricken mother has a cat life, I'll b delighted to make her breathless - 9x.
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Care for some more erring Moms?...
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K, Meet The Dancing Mom,
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In New Jersey, after delivering/dumping her "toy" in the toilet, Melissa Drexler ate salad and returned to the dancing floor as if nothing happened. Horrified schoolmates say's she was just "her usual self" - jolly. Everybody (including her BF) thought she was just fat. Why the hell no one's aware the 130 lbs, 18 yr old girl was preggy and on-her-way?. The notorious prom mom was detained after a school janitor discovered a freshly-dead infant tangled with his untrim navel inside a thrash bin. Right after baby-slaughtering, the partying mom even requested "The Unforgiven" song of Mettalica to be played. My Verdict: Could someone snatch her out of the jail then flush her to her school C.R. .!
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The Shooting Moms,
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In Oregon, Diane Downs put her three children aged 3, 8, & 7 in the car, shot and kill one of them. To save herself from sure incarceration, she invented a story by fingerpointing the fatal shooting to highway robbers or Carjakers. One of surviving child, albeit weak and dying with injuries had spoken in tears - "it was mom!". To which Dianne confess: "I became infatuated with a married man - and he didn't want my kids with us". My Verdict: (Calling carjackers, kidnap this lady and gun her down - with her man, of course!)
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DANG! why is it Kid-does-Killing for these moms are just akin to re-touching their make-up and changing bra, ha?. We heared it. THIS EVIL IS HAPPENING - around us or beside us - in our community maybe, next to our door, perhaps. We dont know. But we knew we could save a precious life from their lunatic tormentor who could be a guardian, a parent- a mom.
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CHILD ABUSE HERE, THERE, EVERYWHERE
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Ever heared the tale of a young girl locked by mom alone for seven years in a remote farmhouse in Germany?. Tsk. Tsk. She was extremely disturbed and pale as a vinegar when found. Selfish mum denied her sunshine rays and of chance to see the world outside her braced-window - accordingly for being illegitimate. Silly, isnt it? My Verdict: The mother who had borne her out of wedlock has to be locked in that same dark cellar for 7 years also. With sunshine privilege yes, but WITH NO food or water.
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Not only in America and Europe we could read about monster moms. 3rd world, or what PGMA called 2nd world country such as ours are more regular in the news - normally for throwing fetuses wherever the "I'm not yet ready" mother wishes. Late last year, there was this Pinay who feed her kids with poison because she got no rice or bread to serve 'em. Some at least did kept their children alive - and make them helpful to the family by selling their young body to perverts or to begging syndicate; and if they're very young for the "business" who cares?, let them roam the street freely like a vagrant psychotic till a speeding vehicle mashed the poor kiddoes' wholeness over. Ouch!.
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OH, Speaking of fetuses, nothing could beat India's grim record. Heard of Babies' bodies found in abandoned well, apparently aborted because they were, ugh FEMALE. An alarming Half million of these unborn were aborted each year in the thickly-populated India over the past 2 decades, revealed my source . CREEPY!? ...NO, - WICKED!..
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You light up the life,

In as much as I have gazillion of related crime to report, l'll pause for now. I'm turning monster na rin e. Hope NO mum here would run after their freaking footsteps. And who am I to judge? I dunno' exactly what caused these woman to harm & murder their own flesh and blood - the gift of life they once nurtured and endured "inside".
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I can't help but feel thankful for having been blessed with mother who had given me an unwavering T-L-C (san the occasional pinching, and yelling), - where it remain constant through the test of times and of my changing character .:D To all the moms out here, hey, Txs for giving your sons and daughters the same. By your safe pair of hands they too, will continue to see the light of the day. And by keeping your gentle fire burning, they would always be enlightened, warmed, in the darkest and coldest of night .

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May 5, 2009

PACMAN: the SuperMan (p-1)

Our Pinoy SuperHero’s back!. Even faster. Even stronger. And yes, even RICHER!.
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KUDOS to his super Kamao, to the might and power of of his in-born speed and steel-like abs honed & perfected by his then hardships, training & discipline. Don Manny Pacquiao, the emerging and the yet to beat pound by pound Superstar of the ring had once again invaded the headlines.
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And as he re-market the boxing talent of Filipino People abroad & catapulted anew the Philippine's tainted name to fame - barely after “slaughting” the British Hitman (whose now hit for retirement) in two-brief but incredible rounds, his new winning gave another glory for the country, and no doubt feed the cultural soul of every Pinoy. He continue to champion the heart of masses & elites, and earn applauds by pro's & anti's. And despite the ridicule & mocking thrown at him by critics caused by his carabao english, intimidating looks & flawed decisions in the past, he remain an icon, a noble figure - idolized by young & old, dear by men & women, by gays & lesbians alike, admired [and envy] by pinoys and non. ALL, it seems including the disgruntled ones who have given up completely the Philippines.
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I too, love the adrenalin of Boxing. But just a semi-fan. I dislike seeing 2 brawling gladiators in swelling blackeyes, bloated lips, deformed nose while spitting bloods in the very presence of rabid crowd who yell & cheer in pride as the duo exchange fatal blows and knocked-out one to the ground . Neither I'm a 100% fan of Manny. Yeah, because I cant’ plane myself to Pacquiao Family’s Gen-San Mansion to queue with those army of poverty-stricken fans and home-based supporters for his equally-famous balato, (charity) hehe

So after all the rah-rah, the nitty-gritty!...

One Crimeless & Sinless Day

If the on-screen Superman could wind back the Earth, our beloved Pacman's much-paid & much-watched fight this time had reportedly clear roads and empty streets in each corner of the regions as all feets & eyes were led to pay-per view T.V. For the first time in history, the Philippine Archipelago have become a crime-free zone (at last!). Las Vegas’ Sin City, the venue, on the other hand said NO to sinning during the contest proper. What’s up with England? (oh, never heard
). The evening of May 2, or rather the daytime of May 3, indeed was reverred. If proven true: isn’t the world wonderful?, and the Heaven could smile at least for a day? (That is if Heaven is a boxing or Manny's fan).:D

- to be continued..